**DISCLAIMER**
This post was written under the influence of several glasses of Shiraz, so please disregard all comments...
Tomorrow's mood forcast...grumpy with a side of bitchiness...
I don't know why I've been so emotional lately...maybe it's because after a year working day and night on The Big Launch, it's just over now...and suddenly not being busy really makes you realize just how alone you are. And, you know, my birthday's coming up...and, I don't want to repeat myself, but the ovaries! Prince Charming...I'm kinda cute! And I smell good! Over here!
Speaking of Prince Charming, where has John Stamos been all my life? (I'm referring, of course, to my adult life, as when I was a child, Mr. Stamos was all vests-and-Hanes-T-shirts on Full House and all playing-drums-with-The-Beach-Boys and stuff, which didn't really fry my burger.) He's a total hottie now, though, and his new show, Jake in Progress, is pretty damned good. Have Mercy!
I have just finished Day One of a two-day creative presentation seminar that my boss felt it was Oh-So-Necessary for all of us to attend. Don't know if I agree, but it's a nice way to waste a couple of work days, that's for sure. Homework for today was to watch myself present some creative on video (we had to do taped presentations today). What a bizarre thing, to watch yourself on video! I popped the tape into my VCR, pressed PLAY and immediately was like OH GOD THIS CAN'T BE ME -- REALLY, WHO IS THIS GIRL? NO, SERIOUSLY, I HAVE TO BE MUCH THINNER THAN THAT, AND WHERE IS THAT VOICE COMING FROM -- NO, REALLY, THAT MUST NOT BE ME. THIS GIRL IS IRRITATING AND NOT SO ATTRACTIVE -- THEY MUST HAVE GOTTEN THE TAPES MIXED UP, BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT I AM MUCH MORE PLEASANT TO LOOK AT AND LISTEN TO THAN THAT GIRL IS.
Looking at yourself on video is not the world's most flattering experience. I'm going to go cry into my pillow now...
One more thing...the title of this post is reminding me of a conversation I overheard between two salesgirls the other day:
- "Is this WD40?"
"No, it's Bob Marley."
"Really? I totally thought it was WD40!"
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