"This is my brother Sam, and his twin brother Ham."
WTF? For the love of all that is good and pure, I ask you -- WTF? At least Hazel and Phinnaeus will be united in the misery of their terrible names. Ham, on the other hand, will resent his twin forever, because he just had to elbow his shrivelled little self through the birth canal first and get the good name, didn't he? Or so I suspect. Poor, poor Ham.
I can only imagine how many Dr. Seuss jokes these two had to endure as children.
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